Meet the Cast of AW

ODNURG: Hellllooo Portayvon! Today we are proud to--
Grundo: Wait, we're on Portayvon? Since when? It's the most unoriginal, stupidest…
ODNURG: OMGIT'SAWORKINPROGESSSTFU.
Grundo: K.
ODNURG: Anyway, as I was saying earlier before I was rudely interrupted…
Grundo: >:[
ODNURG: We have the cast of Another World here for a special interview to help us all learn more about this…fascinating…project.
Grundo: Uhh. Right. So the cast issss?
ODNURG: Without further ado, let me introduce you too-..well, you know him already, Max Silverlight!
Max Silverlight: Well, not really…we never did finish my first interv--
ODNURG: Next we have the lovely Demi Vastille!
Demi Vastille: Unfortunately of course.
ODNURG:…right, and than we have a newcomer with us today, Angel!
Angel: …
ODNURG: And last but not least we have--uh, what the hell does this say? Damnit, Esod. *Grumbling* Why are we doing this thing if it's not figured out already…they don't provide me enough Mountain Dew for this shit…
LOLWORKINPROGESS: Is that my name? Wow…
Grundo: *Ahem* Well, as it has been stated a few times earlier…Esod really doesn't have much figured out yet…and this is her pathetic attempt to brainstorm.
ODNURG: Shhh. Don't let her hear you, or she'll force us to act in a Digimon/Harvest Moon mad roleplay crossover!
Grundo: o.o
Demi Vastille: :O
Angel: Omg…
Max Silverlight: *cries* It's already happened to meee…
ODNURG: Hahaha. Sick. Anyways, why don't one of you tell us a little bit about the setting of this thing?
LOLWORKINPROGESS: Well, from what I've heard…it's still a work in progress…
ODNURG: …….*Proceeds to attempt strangulation on self with a hair dryer*
Grundo: Okay, while that's going on, Angel, since we don't know you at all, how about telling us a little about yourself?
Angel: My name is absolutely horrendous and I refuse to star in this thing unless it is changed to something far more respectable and original.
Demi Vastille: Pffft. Like what, Max Silverlight?
Max Silverlight: Hey! I've had this name for 6 years! Six long years…
Demi Vastille: And it's so gary-stu of you that Microsoft named a program after you!
Max Silverlight: Wait, what?
Demi Vastille: Yeap. You're infringing on copyright mister.
Bill Gates owns this: OH MY GOD is nothing my own?
ODNURG: Lol no.
Angel: …apparently I'm skilled in some sort of hand-to-hand combat. How this plays out in the end, I'm not sure. I'm also introverted, could give a rats ass about any one of you, enjoy reading, and I'm female.
Grundo: Oh, yeah! The interview, uh so, how did you meet the rest of the cast?
Angel: In the warehouse where Esod keeps us all locked up and only feeds us once a week wherein the meals consist mostly of Miley Cyrus's vocal cords.
Grundo: Nooo.No. I meant in the story?
ODNURG: You guys get her vocal cords? Man, we get fed her father's goate…
Grundo: Moar lyke, goatse am I right?
Angel: …we were raised in the same training school apparently. What this has to do with anything I don't know.
ODNURG: lmfaobbq, the goate is a lie.
Grundo: Laaaaaaaawl.
Angel: …*Sigh*
Demi Vastille: Well this interview officially sucks, when can I go home?
ODNURG: Ah, right! So Max, how did you get roped into this one eh?
Max Silverlight: They were strong ropes…to strong to break out of…
Grundo: Awww. So being overused is no biggie to you anymore right? You'll be the lead male again for the bazillionth time! Most likely paired off romantically with Demi I'm assuming…
Demi Vastille: FUCK NO.
Grundo: ..and than when this thing is all said and done, you've got another million stories to be involved with later right?
Max Silverlight: Can I just…not, be in this one?
Everyone: lololololololol no.
Max Silverlight: :C