Band Sportsmanship
-If ever there is need for a section wide scapegoat for a humiliating defeat, it will always be the Clarinets. (Actually, the Clarinets are mostly to blame for just about anything; from the weather to the trumpet soloist forgetting her black socks.)
-If your band does not place in a competition, proceed to bitch the entire ride home mostly staking vengence for the poor direction, Clarinets, or the kid two spaces from you who was constantly off step and becoming violently vocal when you are denied this claim.
-If you win, make sure the entire stadium hears your scream, most preferrably rendering any number of them deaf.
-Also, after every performance, sing the school chant upon arriving back at the school. If you won, sing extra loud. If you lost, protest and bitch.
-If the woodwinds did not place best hornline/wind, that is okay. But if Colorgaurd and Percussion did not place best make sure everyone hears about how much you think they suck.
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