Topic Debate II

Topic Debate:
The purpose of Snow
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Cloud: The white stuff?

Max: Yeah! Like Cloud!

Cloud: That was NOT funny.

Rikku: I dun like white chocolate!

Cid: FOOLS! S-N-O-W!

Sephiroth: *Is in the back casting fira on the snow*

Rikku: Well, you can make snowman then practice with your latest explosives on it.

Cid: Ah, no...

Rikku: Well, what do you think, daddy-o?

Cid: DON'T call me that!

Rikku: Wahtever...

Max: Yeah gramps! Hurry up!

Cid: Well, first off...there is NO purpose of snow. It is just frozen water droplets...

Cloud: Yeah yeah yeah, you just don't know the fine art of snow angel making.

Cid: ...you are an idiot.

Sephiroth: *Comes back with top part of hair sizzled off* UREKA!

Max: That was some retarded dialouge there yo...

Sephiroth: The purpose of snow is WATER!

Max: You know? For the supposed best Final Fantasy villian, you totally ARE a freakin' retard.

Rikku: Peoples, the purpose of snow is not "Arguement"

Cloud: Girl, this is a debate! We're SUPPOSED to argue!

Max: That, and start fist fights!

Cid: FOOLS!

Cloud: Dude, just because you're the oldest on Topic Debate doesn't mean you can blow us to smithereens!

Sephiroth: Yes, only I may do that.

Rikku: *noddles*

Cloud: Yeah, I've seen it before... *Wipes a single whimpy tear*

Cid: Yeah right. Mister, Hammer an' Nails!

Sephiroth: *Pulls Cid's right eye out of it's sockit*

Cid: GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Rikku: Kuel!

Cloud: AGAIN! AGAIN!

Sephiroth: *Makes for Cloud's left eye*

Cloud: NUUUUUU! NOT ME! NOT ME!

Rikku: *Molds a pile of snow into a ball and throws it at Max*

Max: *Gets hit by snowball* Wait, the purpose is snowball fights!

Cloud: *Trips over teddy bear* HELP!

Rikku: I dun help people wearing purple.

Sephiroth: *nears*

Cid: *Puts on eyepatch* Yah!

Sephiroth: *Is about to cast Ultima*

[[Little timer goes off]]

*Group settles down and smiles*

The answer is Don't mess with Sephiroth! Thank you for joining us on...

TOPIC DEBATE
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(( Est. 2003))