Saturday, January 10, 2009

Topic Debate I

Topic debate:
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise roll pop?
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Let the debate begin!

Max: 3,876.

Rikku: *Takes tootsie roll pop and bites it in half revealing center* 0!

Cloud: What, yah got no saliva, Max? I say 3!

Max: You watch to many commericals!

Sephiroth: *Is in the back casting Demi on a tootsie roll pop*

Cid: I think you are ALL fools!

Cloud: Why do you say that, baldy?

Cid: GAH! Will everyone quit calling me baldy!

Rikku: I say it's 0 peoples!

Sephiroth: *Comes back without Tootsie roll pop* 28 Demi.

Max: It's suppose to be licks!

Sephiroth: *casts Demi on Max*

Max: AHHHHHHHHH!

Cid: Like I said...you people are all idiots. It takes 1,337 licks!

Cloud: You're a stupid old fart. It only takes 3.

Rikku: Nu-uh! It's 0! It's totally a trick question!

Cloud: 3!

Cid: *Hands Cloud Tootsie roll pop* Let's see yah confirm your theory!

Cloud: *Starts counting licks* 1...2...3...uh...wait lemme try again. 1...2...3...uh wait. 1...2...3...

Rikku: *takes Tootsie roll pop from cloud and throws it away*

Cloud: Hey! She stole my Tootsie pop!

Cid: Idiot. It doesn't take 3 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop!

Rikku: *Gives Cid a tootsie roll pop* You gotta see if it takes 1,337 licks!

Cid: *starts counting* 1...2...

Max: *casts fira on Sephiroth*

Sephiroth: *Casts comet*

*Comets rain down on everyone but Cid*

Rikku and Cloud: AHHHHHHHH!

Cid: ...3...uh...

Cloud: That's it! *Casts Thundaga*

Sephiroth: You cannot defeat me.

Cloud: You killed my father!

Cid: ....guys?

Sephiroth: No, Cloud...I AM your father!

Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Max: *Chases after Rikku*

Rikku: *Trips Max*

Cid: GUYS!

*All freeze*

I got to 3...

*All go back to fighting*

[[Little timer goes off]]

*Group settles down and smiles*

The answer is 3! Thank you for joing us on...


TOPIC DEBATE
*Sparkle gleam gleam sparkle*
(( Est. 2003))

1 comment:

  1. Topic Debates are things I would usually write out during math class when I didn't feel like paying attention. These are completely original and totally random. My friend enjoyed reading these the most because they didn't have to know anything about the game series our anything detailed in my own little world. They just simply got to read people saying stupid things about a stupid topic. These were probably my favorite things to write in 8th grade.

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