Origins- A Max Silverlight Interview.

ODNURG: Hello everybody! As you may have well known once, maybe never, before I've done many interviews in the past...

Grundo: Weren't they all stolen by your insensitive cousin who probably lost them all in the recesses of her bilge rat living arrangements all the while never considering that perhaps one day you would love to review them and submit them on a Bloggerspot someday because she found them hilarious?

ODNURG: ....yes.

Grundo: So then really, nobody has any record of your interviewing abilities, which we can all assume would be rather lack, and therefore are well concerned that perhaps this interview should never be happening in the first place?

ODNURG: Remind me why I invited you?

Grundo: Because I was there in the beginning and you've only touched the world very recently due to a cosmic and of yet unexplained shift through time and space that created a dual personality, me being the good and you the evil, therefore encouraging the fact that you are an unintelligable arrogant know-nothing leafcake?

ODNURG: As I recall, I became the intelligable one and you the raging intoxicated hippie, no?

Grundo: *Suddenly reminiscent of a 60's love movement* Eh, uh, what we be talkin' bout man?

ODNURG: Exactly. But for now, I suppose the being before the strange and unusual shift happened would be more appropriate for this interview since that was the one who witnessed it all.

Grundo: Thank you.

ODNURG: Moving on, I'd like to introduce everyone to the first character introduced in the RP notebook on the side of Esod, Max Silverlight!

Max Silverlight: *Considerably uncomfortable, probably due to the confusion of being raped into every possible role at Esod's dearest whim.* Atleast that's one thing that stays consistent...my name.

Grundo: Actually, as I recall, there was a time when you were used in a Final Fantasy 8 next generation roleplay in which you were the son of Rinoa Heartily, there by attaining her last name...

Max Silverlight: *Cries*

Grundo: It's okay, we've all been thrown around quite a bit.

ODNURG: Though, the rest of us probably haven't obtained quite so many RPTD's (Role-playing transmitted disease. Doctor's assume this to affect the deteriation of cranial activity, the sensitivity to fangirling, Multiple personality disorder, and bad odor.)

Grundo: Oh thaaaaat's what that is...*Inches away from Max abrubtly*

Max: *Still crying*

ODNURG: Let's take a quick break while Maxy-poo pulls it together after the considerable pwning and realization that his life is worthless!

(15 minutes and 43 seconds later)

Max: *Is cheerfully chowing down on Ramen noodles*

To be continued...

(Written Jan. 12th-