Announcer Dude: Heeeeeeeeeeres ODNURG!
ODNURG: *Runs onstage* Heeeeeeellooooooo Portavyon! And welcome to my show! -Bleep- straight it's my show! *Sits down at desk labeled -ODNURG SHO-* What the-? I was bleeped! Hey! This is PG-13! I can swear! GRUNDO! Turn off your censors! This is my show! MY SHOW!
ODNURG: *Sits back down, hair messy and blood coming from paper-cut* I'M SUE'IN YOU, YA LITTLE TWIRP! *Notices cameras on* Uh, um, ok then! Todays quests are the cast of Final Fantasy X! First up is the loveable fuzzball Kimarhi Ronso!
Kimarhi: *Walks on stage and sits in chair next to desk labeled -BLUEBOI-*
ODNURG: Uhm...I appologize about the chair...my staff *Cough* Macabre *Cough* does not appreciate fine video game characters.
Kimarhi: *blinks*
ODNURG: *leans closer* Why don't you talk?
Kimarhi: ...
ODNURG: Why do you have a small horn?
Kimarhi: ...
ODNURG: *anger* This is an interview! You're supposed to answer the questions!
Kimarhi: The essence of the mind can only be acheived by silence. *Copyright*
ODNURG: >.> That is some strange Voodoo -BLEEP- man! ...Wha--BLEEP- you Grundo! -BLEEP- you!
Kimarhi: ...
ODNURG: Oh for the love of Spira! ...We'll just introduce or next guest! She's grumpy, wears black, and loves to play with Barbies!...LuLu!
LuLu: I take offense to that last statement! *Sits down at chair labeled -BELTGERL-* By the way, what is this "Barbie" of which you speak?
ODNURG: Evil toy that controls the minds of children...anyway I appologize for my staff *cough* Macabre *cough* who has no taste in video games...
LuLu: Yes, I heard you backstage...
ODNURG: Did you now? Well, anyways, you and Wakka going out?
LuLu: WHAT?! W-What made you think that?
ODNURG: *Grins and hands LuLu a copy of FFX-2* Heh-heh, sounds to me like you two-
LuLu: >.> You don't want to finish that sentence...
ODNURG: *Sly grin* Do I?
LuLu: *Anger* >.> *Pulls out dagger*
LuLu: *Is tied to a tree*
ODNURG: *gasping for eir* Next...guest!
Wakka: *Walks out and looks for chair* Um...where's my seat?
ODNURG: YOU don't get one. >.>
Wakka: *Shrugs* Hey, did you know that if you that the "G" out of guest and replace it with a "Q" it would say quest?
ODNURG: >.> Really now... *Pulls secret lever dropping Wakka out of building*
Wakka: Gotta blitz! *Falls*
ODNURG: >.> That's why I didn't bother to give hima seat...next guests!
Yuna and Tidus: *Hurry on stage holding hands and notices the chair labeled-LUV BERDS-* Uh...
ODNURG: I apologize yet again for my staff *Cough* Macabre *Cough* who just can't seem to come up with funny names to call you! *Glares back stage*
Yuna: Why do we only have one chair?
ODNURG: You're a couple...share. You know..."Sharing"? The only thing they teach you from Kindergarten to 8th grade?
Tidue: *Glances at remaining chairs labeled -GOGGLEGURL- and VODKAGUD4U-* Why can't I sit in one of those chairs?
Yuna: Yeah! *Sits in the -GOGGLEGURL- chair*
ODNURG: *anger* NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE! *Lunges at Yuna and Tidus*
SquareEnix Represenative: *Anger* SEE YOU IN COURT!!! *storms out*
ODNURG: GOOD! MY LAWYER WILL CRUSH YOURS! *Fuming*
Max: Must I be the janitor?! *Sweeps up bodily fluids*
ODNURG: Next guest!
Auron: *Sits in chair* I know I know, crappy staff *cough* Macabre *cough* right?
ODNURG: ...fine wise-BLEEP- ruin my open line why don't yah!
Auron: *shrugs*
ODNURG: ...-BLEEP- you Durran and your poor excuse of RPing!
Auron: ...I am a bit out of character aren't I?
ODNURG: *stares* Yup...
Auron: Alright than...*Gets up* I'll just report this so then SquareEnix will have a stronger case against you! ^^
ODNURG: *Breaks pencil in half* You better leave before I do something that even my lawyer won't be able to cover up!
Auron: O.O *Walks backward quickly*
ODNURG: *Mutters* Someday the whole world shall fear me once I take over comcast and rule the world! *Notices camera*
ODNURG: *Pays off M.I.B Representative*
M.I.B. Representative: B) Any time! *Leaves*
Audience: *dazed look*
ODNURG: *suddenly cheery voice* And....we save the best for last! Heeeeeeeere's Rikku!
Rikku: w00t! *Sits in chair*
ODNURG: ^^ Walmart!
Rikku: ^^ BOOM!
ODNURG: Sears?
Rikku: Been there done that!
ODNURG: Good one! ^^
Audience: *Is lost*
Max: ...that's all for today...see yah next week!
Rikku: Bevelle?
ODNURG: ^^ BOOM!
END
((Proudly Plagerized in 2003))
I'm not exactly sure what I was intending to do here. Was I writing a parody or just blatantly ripping off another's work?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.fanfiction.net/s/877506/1/MY_SHOW
This is the link to the actual fanfiction, and as you can see my version is frightenly similar down to exact quotations. It almost sickens me. I figured I merely got the idea, not the entire passages. So, what ever I was intending to do I still like Kimarhi's line:
"The essence of the mind can only be achieved by silence"
I hope that one was all me and that I didn't get it anywhere else but really...