Saturday, January 10, 2009

The ODNURG Show! Special Ep.

*Weird color lights flash everywhere blinding audience*

Announcer Dude: Heeeeeeeeeeres ODNURG!

ODNURG: *Runs onstage* Heeeeeeellooooooo Portavyon! And welcome to my show! -Bleep- straight it's my show! *Sits down at desk labeled -ODNURG SHO-* What the-? I was bleeped! Hey! This is PG-13! I can swear! GRUNDO! Turn off your censors! This is my show! MY SHOW!

-COMMERCIAL-

ODNURG: *Sits back down, hair messy and blood coming from paper-cut* I'M SUE'IN YOU, YA LITTLE TWIRP! *Notices cameras on* Uh, um, ok then! Todays quests are the cast of Final Fantasy X! First up is the loveable fuzzball Kimarhi Ronso!

Kimarhi: *Walks on stage and sits in chair next to desk labeled -BLUEBOI-*

ODNURG: Uhm...I appologize about the chair...my staff *Cough* Macabre *Cough* does not appreciate fine video game characters.

Kimarhi: *blinks*

ODNURG: *leans closer* Why don't you talk?

Kimarhi: ...

ODNURG: Why do you have a small horn?

Kimarhi: ...

ODNURG: *anger* This is an interview! You're supposed to answer the questions!

Kimarhi: The essence of the mind can only be acheived by silence. *Copyright*

ODNURG: >.> That is some strange Voodoo -BLEEP- man! ...Wha--BLEEP- you Grundo! -BLEEP- you!

Kimarhi: ...

ODNURG: Oh for the love of Spira! ...We'll just introduce or next guest! She's grumpy, wears black, and loves to play with Barbies!...LuLu!

LuLu: I take offense to that last statement! *Sits down at chair labeled -BELTGERL-* By the way, what is this "Barbie" of which you speak?

ODNURG: Evil toy that controls the minds of children...anyway I appologize for my staff *cough* Macabre *cough* who has no taste in video games...

LuLu: Yes, I heard you backstage...

ODNURG: Did you now? Well, anyways, you and Wakka going out?

LuLu: WHAT?! W-What made you think that?

ODNURG: *Grins and hands LuLu a copy of FFX-2* Heh-heh, sounds to me like you two-

LuLu: >.> You don't want to finish that sentence...

ODNURG: *Sly grin* Do I?

LuLu: *Anger* >.> *Pulls out dagger*

-COMMERCIAL-

LuLu: *Is tied to a tree*

ODNURG: *gasping for eir* Next...guest!

Wakka: *Walks out and looks for chair* Um...where's my seat?

ODNURG: YOU don't get one. >.>

Wakka: *Shrugs* Hey, did you know that if you that the "G" out of guest and replace it with a "Q" it would say quest?

ODNURG: >.> Really now... *Pulls secret lever dropping Wakka out of building*

Wakka: Gotta blitz! *Falls*

ODNURG: >.> That's why I didn't bother to give hima seat...next guests!

Yuna and Tidus: *Hurry on stage holding hands and notices the chair labeled-LUV BERDS-* Uh...

ODNURG: I apologize yet again for my staff *Cough* Macabre *Cough* who just can't seem to come up with funny names to call you! *Glares back stage*

Yuna: Why do we only have one chair?

ODNURG: You're a couple...share. You know..."Sharing"? The only thing they teach you from Kindergarten to 8th grade?

Tidue: *Glances at remaining chairs labeled -GOGGLEGURL- and VODKAGUD4U-* Why can't I sit in one of those chairs?

Yuna: Yeah! *Sits in the -GOGGLEGURL- chair*

ODNURG: *anger* NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE! *Lunges at Yuna and Tidus*

-COMMERCIAL-

SquareEnix Represenative: *Anger* SEE YOU IN COURT!!! *storms out*

ODNURG: GOOD! MY LAWYER WILL CRUSH YOURS! *Fuming*

Max: Must I be the janitor?! *Sweeps up bodily fluids*

ODNURG: Next guest!

Auron: *Sits in chair* I know I know, crappy staff *cough* Macabre *cough* right?

ODNURG: ...fine wise-BLEEP- ruin my open line why don't yah!

Auron: *shrugs*

ODNURG: ...-BLEEP- you Durran and your poor excuse of RPing!

Auron: ...I am a bit out of character aren't I?

ODNURG: *stares* Yup...

Auron: Alright than...*Gets up* I'll just report this so then SquareEnix will have a stronger case against you! ^^

ODNURG: *Breaks pencil in half* You better leave before I do something that even my lawyer won't be able to cover up!

Auron: O.O *Walks backward quickly*

ODNURG: *Mutters* Someday the whole world shall fear me once I take over comcast and rule the world! *Notices camera*

-COMMERCIAL-

ODNURG: *Pays off M.I.B Representative*

M.I.B. Representative: B) Any time! *Leaves*

Audience: *dazed look*

ODNURG: *suddenly cheery voice* And....we save the best for last! Heeeeeeeere's Rikku!

Rikku: w00t! *Sits in chair*

ODNURG: ^^ Walmart!

Rikku: ^^ BOOM!

ODNURG: Sears?

Rikku: Been there done that!

ODNURG: Good one! ^^

Audience: *Is lost*

Max: ...that's all for today...see yah next week!

Rikku: Bevelle?

ODNURG: ^^ BOOM!


END

((Proudly Plagerized in 2003))

1 comment:

  1. I'm not exactly sure what I was intending to do here. Was I writing a parody or just blatantly ripping off another's work?

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/877506/1/MY_SHOW

    This is the link to the actual fanfiction, and as you can see my version is frightenly similar down to exact quotations. It almost sickens me. I figured I merely got the idea, not the entire passages. So, what ever I was intending to do I still like Kimarhi's line:
    "The essence of the mind can only be achieved by silence"
    I hope that one was all me and that I didn't get it anywhere else but really...

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