Great Balls of Fire! (An FFS)

Cid:Heelloo, everybody!

Fake Audience: ......

Cid: .......HELLO,EVERYBODY!

Fake Audience: .....*Fake cough*

Cid: Bouncers! Bounce them!

Scene: *Kimarhi and Kuja pludge into Fake Audience raging war on the seat cushions*

Fake Audience: .....*Fake scream*

Cid: Hello, TV viewers! Today is the first episode of...

High pitched godly voice: The Final Fantasy Show!

Scene: *Zell comes running on stage with his hair on fire*

Zell: AHHHHHHHH!

Sephiroth:*Looks up from Cosmogirl* Hey, Chicken-wuss! You're not supposed to be on with a head full of fire 'til AFTER the radioactive squirrel comes on.

Zell: HEEEEEEELP! *Runs around circles making fire grow larger*

Kuja: Stop, drop, an' roll!

Zell: *Stops, drops, and rolls...nothing happening*

Kuja: Hmm...always worked on TV...

Scene: *Rikku comes swinging onto the stage from a tarzan vine that just happens to be there and plops on stage*

Rikku: Ta-Da! Squirt gun! *Takes out little plastic orange squirt gun*

Sephiroth: Yeah...we're saved....*Goes back to magazine*

Cid: Quick! Spray it!

Rikku: *Sprays Zell with little squirt gun*

Scene: *Zell's whole body is swallowed in flames*

Rikku: *Blinkus* Oh...yeah...I like...filled it with...gasoline lastnight...in that...er...voo-dooish ritual...

Cid: *pushes Rikku out of the way* Quick, Zell! Hold your breathe while gulping three times!

Zell: *Does*

Cid: Oh wait...that's the cure for hic-ups...

Sephiroth: Oh for the love of- COMMERICIAL!
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ALL OF YOU STUPID PEOPLE BETTER BUY CHOCOBO PASTE!

Announcer by Milton Bradly
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Scene: *Wakka is sweeping up a large pile of ashes and Rikku is tied to a tree that just happens to be there on stage*

Cid: Well that's all for today! See you next week on...

High pitched godly voice: The Final Fantasy Show!

Cid: Bye!

END?
((Est. 2003))