Barfight (An FFS)

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Stage Director: Ah, where's Cid?

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Stage Director: ....Scratch that...where's everyone else?

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Off in a local bar...

Scene: *A large banner with the words "We survived the critics!" hung above the bar*

Auron: *Gulps down tank full of vodka*

Cid: *Stands infront of camera flailing arms* Hello, folks! Today on...

High pitched godly voice: THE FINAL FANTASY SHOW!

Cid: We have been rather forced to...

Scene: *Camera shifts over to show a squirrel waving a shotgun at the camera before panning back onto Cid*

Cid: Take this show on a field trip to the zoo-er I mean- local bar!

Auron: *Falls off stool*

Tidey: Ands I get to interviewy!

Cid: .....yes...well...whatever. It's not my paycheck going down the drain...

Tidey: So...Auron, what's it like bein' drunk and all?

Auron: *Slurrs* Fuzzy bunnies.

Tidey: What's dis bar like?

Auron: mkr...BEAVERS AN'DUCKS!!!

Tidey: ^^ I thought so! *Giggles like manical little girl*

Bartender: 'Ey! Yous guys buyin'?

Cid: Uh....what?

Bartender: Only, you guys gotta pay for drink an' me letin' go!

Cid: I swear he's not speakin' English...

Bartender: Shut up Baldy!

Cid: Baldy?! I'll have you know I had a beard once! Very bushy...

Bartender: Eisers yous and siver'aired sissy readin' CoverGirl leave, or I force yah to pay me moulah!

Sephiroth: Excuse me?! *Tosses CoverGirl magazine aside*

Bartender: Ey! You heard me ye ol' Momma's boy!

Sephiroth: TAKE THAT BACK!

Bartender: That o' threat? 'cause my lawyer will...

Crowd: Bar fight! Bar fight! BAR FIGHT!

Cid: Uh....well that's all for today so see yah....ACK! *Gets hit in the head with a vodke bottle*

Auron: SCORE! *passes out*


END?

((ESt. 2003))