Pandora.
Signing on...
...//
Now processing personal data...
Access granted.
In this line of business you've got to rely on pure nerve. Instinct. There will always be someone who is smarter than you. Someone who is vastly superior in combat. Someone with a bigger gun. But if you've got the most guts, you'll always manage a way out on top. If you can't think quick on your feet you've got no business even bothering to live and to assume you do will put an end to everything pretty fast.
Not that I'm complaining...
We've lost a lot of good people over the past few months. People who walked in a bit too cocky and didn't get a chance to come out. People who were just following orders. It's all an elaborate game. They move, we move back. Never rehashing past mistakes, simply barreling on ahead. There's no time to feel remorse, you've only got a millisecond to put yourself together, head held high as you fill their shoes. Sometimes though you can't help but feel if this will continue until we're both gone. Nobody left, nobody to start things up again. Just one big waste...
Unfortunately, I wasn't getting payed to mull things over.
My time had come. It was my turn. Picked from many in an almost blind decision, it was up to me. I was finally playing the game.
And playing it well I might add. With my hair pulled back tight and my careful eyes hidden behind a pair of transparent specs, anyone would assume I was who I said I was.
Just to run it through again...My alias is Pandora. I'm one of the top bio-engineers working on project 65c, department 2 under the leadership of Lanzer Bretolucci who is well known for his developments in the parasite rehabilitation sector G. I'm level-headed, lax in confrontation, but am known to have ties to The Organization.
Mission objective?
Obtain the file that illustrates the progress on the unauthorized genetic manipulation of the refugees in the Corta section.
((Baah. Actually, I want to just jump right in. Who needs to explain a whole bunch of crap I already know? This is for me anyways. I know everybody.
Plus, Pandora shouldn't be an impersonation. How could you impersonate someone of that level and not get caught? No, Pandora is an Alias, but one of many. A character played when appropriate. A life to reuse and discard when nessecary. Will revamp later))
Monday, January 19, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
The Bobby Pendragon Interview
The Bobby Pendragon Interview
Based on the story Pendragon: The Merchant of Death By D.J. MacHale
The unedited version that never made it on TV!
WARNING!
This article contains squirrels and various other monsters including random crap not associating with the assignment. View at your own cost. We warned you!
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During my 3 hour long Mountain Dew break, I got a chance to interview Bobby Pendragon, the traveler for Second Earth...what does that mean you ask? Well we're all about to find out.
Me: So Bobby...what is a traveler?
Bobby: Uh...ask Aja...
Me: Who the heck is Aja?
Bobby: The traveler from Veelox.
Me: Look...kid...all I want to know is WHAT IS A TRAVELER?!
Bobby: Whoo...calm down dude!
Me: Look...this is an interview...I ask the questions and YOU answer! This if for English! Focus!
Bobby: Who cares about English?
Me: I do, and I'M the one asking the questions!
Bobby: Alright then...a traveler is one person chosen from a territory that protects all the other territores from Saint Dane. Aren't we like, halfway done now?
Me: No, that was 1/10 questions. Anyways, who is Saint Dane?
Bobby: The bad guy.
Me: ...
Bobby: Oh alright! Uh...let's see here. All the territories are going through a turning point, and it's our job as travelers to make sure they get through it okay. Saint Dane, on the other hand, wants Halla (Everything!) to collapse and by doing so become the ruler of Halla. So he tries to turn the territories to chaos using manipulation.
Me: Well that was a mouthful! Tell us about Denduron and its traveler.
Bobby: Alder is the traveler of Denduron. It's also home to two different tribes. One of the tribers is the Milago, who I, Uncle Press, Alder, and Loor help, and the Bedowan. The territory is on the brink of a revolution as the Milago are tired of being ruled by the Bedowan. Without Alder on our side, we wouldn't have been able to get into the Bedowan castle; after all he was one of their knights and knew his way around.
Me: How about Coral?
Bobby: CLORAL!
Me: Sorry...
Bobby: It's okay, I get that a lot. Anyways, Cloral is my favorite territory. It's like that movie "Waterworld". The whole planet is covered in water and you have great civilizations built above the water. My good friend Spader is one of the water guards and protects the city. He's a good guy, but just doesn't have what it takes to help protect Halla with all the other travelers. There is even a lost city that is the only known piece of lank called Faar-
Me: You watch too many movies.
Bobby: Technically, you do since you're the one writing this thing.
Me: Whatever, anyways, continue.
Bobby: I'm done.
Me: No you're not! I cut you off!
Bobby: Well, I was practically done.
Me: Practically?
Bobby: Just go ahead and ask the next question!
Me: Ok...*Flips through papers* Stupid squirrel secretaries...
Bobby: Come on already! I've got territories to save!
Me: According to my information, travelers appear at a territory when they are needed-
Bobby: Are you implying that you're smarter than me?
Me: Technically I am since I'm writing this, remember?
Bobby: Right.
Me: Yes...I AM smart! *Shifty glance*
Bobby: Uh...why don't I just tell you a little about myself then, shall I?
Me: Shoot.
Bobby: Okay. I'm just like normal kids right? I go to Stoney Brook High and play on the basketball team. I've got a lot of friends, but Mark Diamond is my best friend. My girlfriend is Courtney Chetwynde, who has been my rival at sports since elementery school.
Me: Can you tell us about Mark?
Bobby: Mark has been my best friend since first grade! Though our likes and dislikes are completely differemt, we are still the best of friends. Mark wears glasses and has a thing with carrots (He thinks it will improve his eyesight) and he's a big nerd.
Me: Aren't we all...anyways, what about Courtney?
Bobby: Who now?
Me: Kid, what's you deal? Courtney Chetwynde/
Bobby: Right. Courtney is the most athletic person in our school. She's on all the guy teams because the girls couldn't keep up with her, but neither can the guys. She's pretty and popular so yeah...you get the picture.
Me: How romantic...
Bobby: Yeah I know.
Me: I was being sarcastic.
Bobby: Well no one knows that when you're typing this stuff!
Me: They do now.
Bobby: You're mean...
Me: Quit your whining. Ok, if Saint Dane came to second Earth, what would he do to cause the negative turning point in our territory?
Bobby: Probably get someone to blow up all the Disney Worlds on the planet or something.
Me: Pretty sneaky.
Bobby: Yup, that would definately throw the world on the brink of destruction.
Me: Okay, Ms Applen is probably getting bored of reading this by now, so let's try to rap it up.
Bobby: Yeeeeeees.
Me: Your vote of confidence is overwhelming...
Bobby: Geez, someone has to chain your VCR up or something man!
Me: I've got more than that!
Bobby: Okay, we're drifting off subject now...
Me: That we are my friend! That we are!
Bobby: You're really starting to scare me...
Me: o.o Alright, I'm starting to get caught up in the whole RP thing and am forgetting that this is an ENGLISH ASSIGNMENT!
Bobby: ...
Me: Meh, well I guess that's all for this lousy excuse for an interview! I bet you anything though; you won't find a more interesting interview in your stash of book reports since I'm the only one enjoying this assignment. now all that's left is to check for typos (Dang those infernal typos) and turn it in.
Bobby: Hope you get a good grade!
Me: Me too my young friend, me...too.
*hint**hint*
Squirrel Secretary: Nukuku! (Translation: It's out there!)
(2003)
Monday, January 12, 2009
Origins- A Max Silverlight Interview.
ODNURG: Hello everybody! As you may have well known once, maybe never, before I've done many interviews in the past...
Grundo: Weren't they all stolen by your insensitive cousin who probably lost them all in the recesses of her bilge rat living arrangements all the while never considering that perhaps one day you would love to review them and submit them on a Bloggerspot someday because she found them hilarious?
ODNURG: ....yes.
Grundo: So then really, nobody has any record of your interviewing abilities, which we can all assume would be rather lack, and therefore are well concerned that perhaps this interview should never be happening in the first place?
ODNURG: Remind me why I invited you?
Grundo: Because I was there in the beginning and you've only touched the world very recently due to a cosmic and of yet unexplained shift through time and space that created a dual personality, me being the good and you the evil, therefore encouraging the fact that you are an unintelligable arrogant know-nothing leafcake?
ODNURG: As I recall, I became the intelligable one and you the raging intoxicated hippie, no?
Grundo: *Suddenly reminiscent of a 60's love movement* Eh, uh, what we be talkin' bout man?
ODNURG: Exactly. But for now, I suppose the being before the strange and unusual shift happened would be more appropriate for this interview since that was the one who witnessed it all.
Grundo: Thank you.
ODNURG: Moving on, I'd like to introduce everyone to the first character introduced in the RP notebook on the side of Esod, Max Silverlight!
Max Silverlight: *Considerably uncomfortable, probably due to the confusion of being raped into every possible role at Esod's dearest whim.* Atleast that's one thing that stays consistent...my name.
Grundo: Actually, as I recall, there was a time when you were used in a Final Fantasy 8 next generation roleplay in which you were the son of Rinoa Heartily, there by attaining her last name...
Max Silverlight: *Cries*
Grundo: It's okay, we've all been thrown around quite a bit.
ODNURG: Though, the rest of us probably haven't obtained quite so many RPTD's (Role-playing transmitted disease. Doctor's assume this to affect the deteriation of cranial activity, the sensitivity to fangirling, Multiple personality disorder, and bad odor.)
Grundo: Oh thaaaaat's what that is...*Inches away from Max abrubtly*
Max: *Still crying*
ODNURG: Let's take a quick break while Maxy-poo pulls it together after the considerable pwning and realization that his life is worthless!
(15 minutes and 43 seconds later)
Max: *Is cheerfully chowing down on Ramen noodles*
To be continued...
(Written Jan. 12th-
Grundo: Weren't they all stolen by your insensitive cousin who probably lost them all in the recesses of her bilge rat living arrangements all the while never considering that perhaps one day you would love to review them and submit them on a Bloggerspot someday because she found them hilarious?
ODNURG: ....yes.
Grundo: So then really, nobody has any record of your interviewing abilities, which we can all assume would be rather lack, and therefore are well concerned that perhaps this interview should never be happening in the first place?
ODNURG: Remind me why I invited you?
Grundo: Because I was there in the beginning and you've only touched the world very recently due to a cosmic and of yet unexplained shift through time and space that created a dual personality, me being the good and you the evil, therefore encouraging the fact that you are an unintelligable arrogant know-nothing leafcake?
ODNURG: As I recall, I became the intelligable one and you the raging intoxicated hippie, no?
Grundo: *Suddenly reminiscent of a 60's love movement* Eh, uh, what we be talkin' bout man?
ODNURG: Exactly. But for now, I suppose the being before the strange and unusual shift happened would be more appropriate for this interview since that was the one who witnessed it all.
Grundo: Thank you.
ODNURG: Moving on, I'd like to introduce everyone to the first character introduced in the RP notebook on the side of Esod, Max Silverlight!
Max Silverlight: *Considerably uncomfortable, probably due to the confusion of being raped into every possible role at Esod's dearest whim.* Atleast that's one thing that stays consistent...my name.
Grundo: Actually, as I recall, there was a time when you were used in a Final Fantasy 8 next generation roleplay in which you were the son of Rinoa Heartily, there by attaining her last name...
Max Silverlight: *Cries*
Grundo: It's okay, we've all been thrown around quite a bit.
ODNURG: Though, the rest of us probably haven't obtained quite so many RPTD's (Role-playing transmitted disease. Doctor's assume this to affect the deteriation of cranial activity, the sensitivity to fangirling, Multiple personality disorder, and bad odor.)
Grundo: Oh thaaaaat's what that is...*Inches away from Max abrubtly*
Max: *Still crying*
ODNURG: Let's take a quick break while Maxy-poo pulls it together after the considerable pwning and realization that his life is worthless!
(15 minutes and 43 seconds later)
Max: *Is cheerfully chowing down on Ramen noodles*
To be continued...
(Written Jan. 12th-
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Topic Debate III
Topic Debate:
Which is better, Choco puffs or Machina pops?
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Rikku: Machina pops all the way! ^^
Cloud: It's againt the Yevon religion!
Rikku: So?
Max: You don't even KNOW the Yevon religion!
Cloud: I know that if you don't follow it, Ol' Seymoure will tickle you silly!
Rikku: ....that sounds like him...all nefarious like...
Max: That and marry Yuna.
Rikku: Who cares?!
Cloud: Tidus would!
Cid: FOOLS!
Max: Not again...
Cid: This debate is about cereal NOT Yuna's affairs with Tidus...
Sephiroth: *Is in the back casting water on both cereals*
Cloud: *Munchs on chocopuffs* Oh!
Rikku: Machina pop are better!
Max: Does choco puffs have to do with chocobos?
Cid: Naturally...
Cloud: *jumps out of chair* I'M CUCU FOR COCOA PUFFS!
Max: Say what?
Cid: Even I don't know what cocoa puffs are!
Max: *Reads box of cereal cloud was eating* There's a rooster thinger on it.
Rikku: ^^I like roosters.
Cid: I'm sure you do...
Cloud: *Is swimming in a pool of chocolate*
Rikku: SUGAR HIGH! *Runs around in circles*
Max: ?
Cid: Don't ask...
Sephiroth: *Comes back* Choco puffs get soggier quicker than Machina pops...
Rikku: That settles it! Machina pops RUUULLLE!
Max: But...Machina pops taste like micro chips.
Rikku: ^^I know!
Cloud: *Stares at bowl of nutricious choco puffs* There's yellow feathers in here...
Max: Ewwww.
Rikku: HAH! See?
Sephiroth: Cocoa puffs?
Mac: Nu! Don't eat that!
Cloud: *Flys at cocoa puffs* MINE!
Rikku: ...cocoa puffs have NOTHING to do with the debate!
Sephiroth: *Casts Thundaga on Rikku*
Rikku: OMIGOZ *Cries* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[[Little timer goes off]]
*Everyone in group except for Rikku settles down and smiles*
The answer is Fruitloops! Thank you for joing us on...
Which is better, Choco puffs or Machina pops?
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Rikku: Machina pops all the way! ^^
Cloud: It's againt the Yevon religion!
Rikku: So?
Max: You don't even KNOW the Yevon religion!
Cloud: I know that if you don't follow it, Ol' Seymoure will tickle you silly!
Rikku: ....that sounds like him...all nefarious like...
Max: That and marry Yuna.
Rikku: Who cares?!
Cloud: Tidus would!
Cid: FOOLS!
Max: Not again...
Cid: This debate is about cereal NOT Yuna's affairs with Tidus...
Sephiroth: *Is in the back casting water on both cereals*
Cloud: *Munchs on chocopuffs* Oh!
Rikku: Machina pop are better!
Max: Does choco puffs have to do with chocobos?
Cid: Naturally...
Cloud: *jumps out of chair* I'M CUCU FOR COCOA PUFFS!
Max: Say what?
Cid: Even I don't know what cocoa puffs are!
Max: *Reads box of cereal cloud was eating* There's a rooster thinger on it.
Rikku: ^^I like roosters.
Cid: I'm sure you do...
Cloud: *Is swimming in a pool of chocolate*
Rikku: SUGAR HIGH! *Runs around in circles*
Max: ?
Cid: Don't ask...
Sephiroth: *Comes back* Choco puffs get soggier quicker than Machina pops...
Rikku: That settles it! Machina pops RUUULLLE!
Max: But...Machina pops taste like micro chips.
Rikku: ^^I know!
Cloud: *Stares at bowl of nutricious choco puffs* There's yellow feathers in here...
Max: Ewwww.
Rikku: HAH! See?
Sephiroth: Cocoa puffs?
Mac: Nu! Don't eat that!
Cloud: *Flys at cocoa puffs* MINE!
Rikku: ...cocoa puffs have NOTHING to do with the debate!
Sephiroth: *Casts Thundaga on Rikku*
Rikku: OMIGOZ *Cries* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[[Little timer goes off]]
*Everyone in group except for Rikku settles down and smiles*
The answer is Fruitloops! Thank you for joing us on...
TOPIC DEBATE
*Sparkle gleam gleam sparkle*
*Sparkle gleam gleam sparkle*
((Est. 2003))
Topic Debate II
Topic Debate:
The purpose of Snow
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Cloud: The white stuff?
Max: Yeah! Like Cloud!
Cloud: That was NOT funny.
Rikku: I dun like white chocolate!
Cid: FOOLS! S-N-O-W!
Sephiroth: *Is in the back casting fira on the snow*
Rikku: Well, you can make snowman then practice with your latest explosives on it.
Cid: Ah, no...
Rikku: Well, what do you think, daddy-o?
Cid: DON'T call me that!
Rikku: Wahtever...
Max: Yeah gramps! Hurry up!
Cid: Well, first off...there is NO purpose of snow. It is just frozen water droplets...
Cloud: Yeah yeah yeah, you just don't know the fine art of snow angel making.
Cid: ...you are an idiot.
Sephiroth: *Comes back with top part of hair sizzled off* UREKA!
Max: That was some retarded dialouge there yo...
Sephiroth: The purpose of snow is WATER!
Max: You know? For the supposed best Final Fantasy villian, you totally ARE a freakin' retard.
Rikku: Peoples, the purpose of snow is not "Arguement"
Cloud: Girl, this is a debate! We're SUPPOSED to argue!
Max: That, and start fist fights!
Cid: FOOLS!
Cloud: Dude, just because you're the oldest on Topic Debate doesn't mean you can blow us to smithereens!
Sephiroth: Yes, only I may do that.
Rikku: *noddles*
Cloud: Yeah, I've seen it before... *Wipes a single whimpy tear*
Cid: Yeah right. Mister, Hammer an' Nails!
Sephiroth: *Pulls Cid's right eye out of it's sockit*
Cid: GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Rikku: Kuel!
Cloud: AGAIN! AGAIN!
Sephiroth: *Makes for Cloud's left eye*
Cloud: NUUUUUU! NOT ME! NOT ME!
Rikku: *Molds a pile of snow into a ball and throws it at Max*
Max: *Gets hit by snowball* Wait, the purpose is snowball fights!
Cloud: *Trips over teddy bear* HELP!
Rikku: I dun help people wearing purple.
Sephiroth: *nears*
Cid: *Puts on eyepatch* Yah!
Sephiroth: *Is about to cast Ultima*
[[Little timer goes off]]
*Group settles down and smiles*
The answer is Don't mess with Sephiroth! Thank you for joining us on...
(( Est. 2003))
The purpose of Snow
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Cloud: The white stuff?
Max: Yeah! Like Cloud!
Cloud: That was NOT funny.
Rikku: I dun like white chocolate!
Cid: FOOLS! S-N-O-W!
Sephiroth: *Is in the back casting fira on the snow*
Rikku: Well, you can make snowman then practice with your latest explosives on it.
Cid: Ah, no...
Rikku: Well, what do you think, daddy-o?
Cid: DON'T call me that!
Rikku: Wahtever...
Max: Yeah gramps! Hurry up!
Cid: Well, first off...there is NO purpose of snow. It is just frozen water droplets...
Cloud: Yeah yeah yeah, you just don't know the fine art of snow angel making.
Cid: ...you are an idiot.
Sephiroth: *Comes back with top part of hair sizzled off* UREKA!
Max: That was some retarded dialouge there yo...
Sephiroth: The purpose of snow is WATER!
Max: You know? For the supposed best Final Fantasy villian, you totally ARE a freakin' retard.
Rikku: Peoples, the purpose of snow is not "Arguement"
Cloud: Girl, this is a debate! We're SUPPOSED to argue!
Max: That, and start fist fights!
Cid: FOOLS!
Cloud: Dude, just because you're the oldest on Topic Debate doesn't mean you can blow us to smithereens!
Sephiroth: Yes, only I may do that.
Rikku: *noddles*
Cloud: Yeah, I've seen it before... *Wipes a single whimpy tear*
Cid: Yeah right. Mister, Hammer an' Nails!
Sephiroth: *Pulls Cid's right eye out of it's sockit*
Cid: GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Rikku: Kuel!
Cloud: AGAIN! AGAIN!
Sephiroth: *Makes for Cloud's left eye*
Cloud: NUUUUUU! NOT ME! NOT ME!
Rikku: *Molds a pile of snow into a ball and throws it at Max*
Max: *Gets hit by snowball* Wait, the purpose is snowball fights!
Cloud: *Trips over teddy bear* HELP!
Rikku: I dun help people wearing purple.
Sephiroth: *nears*
Cid: *Puts on eyepatch* Yah!
Sephiroth: *Is about to cast Ultima*
[[Little timer goes off]]
*Group settles down and smiles*
The answer is Don't mess with Sephiroth! Thank you for joining us on...
TOPIC DEBATE
*Sparkle gleam gleam sparkle*
*Sparkle gleam gleam sparkle*
(( Est. 2003))
Topic Debate I
Topic debate:
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise roll pop?
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Let the debate begin!
Max: 3,876.
Rikku: *Takes tootsie roll pop and bites it in half revealing center* 0!
Cloud: What, yah got no saliva, Max? I say 3!
Max: You watch to many commericals!
Sephiroth: *Is in the back casting Demi on a tootsie roll pop*
Cid: I think you are ALL fools!
Cloud: Why do you say that, baldy?
Cid: GAH! Will everyone quit calling me baldy!
Rikku: I say it's 0 peoples!
Sephiroth: *Comes back without Tootsie roll pop* 28 Demi.
Max: It's suppose to be licks!
Sephiroth: *casts Demi on Max*
Max: AHHHHHHHHH!
Cid: Like I said...you people are all idiots. It takes 1,337 licks!
Cloud: You're a stupid old fart. It only takes 3.
Rikku: Nu-uh! It's 0! It's totally a trick question!
Cloud: 3!
Cid: *Hands Cloud Tootsie roll pop* Let's see yah confirm your theory!
Cloud: *Starts counting licks* 1...2...3...uh...wait lemme try again. 1...2...3...uh wait. 1...2...3...
Rikku: *takes Tootsie roll pop from cloud and throws it away*
Cloud: Hey! She stole my Tootsie pop!
Cid: Idiot. It doesn't take 3 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop!
Rikku: *Gives Cid a tootsie roll pop* You gotta see if it takes 1,337 licks!
Cid: *starts counting* 1...2...
Max: *casts fira on Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: *Casts comet*
*Comets rain down on everyone but Cid*
Rikku and Cloud: AHHHHHHHH!
Cid: ...3...uh...
Cloud: That's it! *Casts Thundaga*
Sephiroth: You cannot defeat me.
Cloud: You killed my father!
Cid: ....guys?
Sephiroth: No, Cloud...I AM your father!
Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Max: *Chases after Rikku*
Rikku: *Trips Max*
Cid: GUYS!
*All freeze*
I got to 3...
*All go back to fighting*
[[Little timer goes off]]
*Group settles down and smiles*
The answer is 3! Thank you for joing us on...
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise roll pop?
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Let the debate begin!
Max: 3,876.
Rikku: *Takes tootsie roll pop and bites it in half revealing center* 0!
Cloud: What, yah got no saliva, Max? I say 3!
Max: You watch to many commericals!
Sephiroth: *Is in the back casting Demi on a tootsie roll pop*
Cid: I think you are ALL fools!
Cloud: Why do you say that, baldy?
Cid: GAH! Will everyone quit calling me baldy!
Rikku: I say it's 0 peoples!
Sephiroth: *Comes back without Tootsie roll pop* 28 Demi.
Max: It's suppose to be licks!
Sephiroth: *casts Demi on Max*
Max: AHHHHHHHHH!
Cid: Like I said...you people are all idiots. It takes 1,337 licks!
Cloud: You're a stupid old fart. It only takes 3.
Rikku: Nu-uh! It's 0! It's totally a trick question!
Cloud: 3!
Cid: *Hands Cloud Tootsie roll pop* Let's see yah confirm your theory!
Cloud: *Starts counting licks* 1...2...3...uh...wait lemme try again. 1...2...3...uh wait. 1...2...3...
Rikku: *takes Tootsie roll pop from cloud and throws it away*
Cloud: Hey! She stole my Tootsie pop!
Cid: Idiot. It doesn't take 3 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop!
Rikku: *Gives Cid a tootsie roll pop* You gotta see if it takes 1,337 licks!
Cid: *starts counting* 1...2...
Max: *casts fira on Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: *Casts comet*
*Comets rain down on everyone but Cid*
Rikku and Cloud: AHHHHHHHH!
Cid: ...3...uh...
Cloud: That's it! *Casts Thundaga*
Sephiroth: You cannot defeat me.
Cloud: You killed my father!
Cid: ....guys?
Sephiroth: No, Cloud...I AM your father!
Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Max: *Chases after Rikku*
Rikku: *Trips Max*
Cid: GUYS!
*All freeze*
I got to 3...
*All go back to fighting*
[[Little timer goes off]]
*Group settles down and smiles*
The answer is 3! Thank you for joing us on...
TOPIC DEBATE
*Sparkle gleam gleam sparkle*
(( Est. 2003))
The ODNURG Show! Special Ep.
*Weird color lights flash everywhere blinding audience*
Announcer Dude: Heeeeeeeeeeres ODNURG!
ODNURG: *Runs onstage* Heeeeeeellooooooo Portavyon! And welcome to my show! -Bleep- straight it's my show! *Sits down at desk labeled -ODNURG SHO-* What the-? I was bleeped! Hey! This is PG-13! I can swear! GRUNDO! Turn off your censors! This is my show! MY SHOW!
-COMMERCIAL-
ODNURG: *Sits back down, hair messy and blood coming from paper-cut* I'M SUE'IN YOU, YA LITTLE TWIRP! *Notices cameras on* Uh, um, ok then! Todays quests are the cast of Final Fantasy X! First up is the loveable fuzzball Kimarhi Ronso!
Kimarhi: *Walks on stage and sits in chair next to desk labeled -BLUEBOI-*
ODNURG: Uhm...I appologize about the chair...my staff *Cough* Macabre *Cough* does not appreciate fine video game characters.
Kimarhi: *blinks*
ODNURG: *leans closer* Why don't you talk?
Kimarhi: ...
ODNURG: Why do you have a small horn?
Kimarhi: ...
ODNURG: *anger* This is an interview! You're supposed to answer the questions!
Kimarhi: The essence of the mind can only be acheived by silence. *Copyright*
ODNURG: >.> That is some strange Voodoo -BLEEP- man! ...Wha--BLEEP- you Grundo! -BLEEP- you!
Kimarhi: ...
ODNURG: Oh for the love of Spira! ...We'll just introduce or next guest! She's grumpy, wears black, and loves to play with Barbies!...LuLu!
LuLu: I take offense to that last statement! *Sits down at chair labeled -BELTGERL-* By the way, what is this "Barbie" of which you speak?
ODNURG: Evil toy that controls the minds of children...anyway I appologize for my staff *cough* Macabre *cough* who has no taste in video games...
LuLu: Yes, I heard you backstage...
ODNURG: Did you now? Well, anyways, you and Wakka going out?
LuLu: WHAT?! W-What made you think that?
ODNURG: *Grins and hands LuLu a copy of FFX-2* Heh-heh, sounds to me like you two-
LuLu: >.> You don't want to finish that sentence...
ODNURG: *Sly grin* Do I?
LuLu: *Anger* >.> *Pulls out dagger*
-COMMERCIAL-
LuLu: *Is tied to a tree*
ODNURG: *gasping for eir* Next...guest!
Wakka: *Walks out and looks for chair* Um...where's my seat?
ODNURG: YOU don't get one. >.>
Wakka: *Shrugs* Hey, did you know that if you that the "G" out of guest and replace it with a "Q" it would say quest?
ODNURG: >.> Really now... *Pulls secret lever dropping Wakka out of building*
Wakka: Gotta blitz! *Falls*
ODNURG: >.> That's why I didn't bother to give hima seat...next guests!
Yuna and Tidus: *Hurry on stage holding hands and notices the chair labeled-LUV BERDS-* Uh...
ODNURG: I apologize yet again for my staff *Cough* Macabre *Cough* who just can't seem to come up with funny names to call you! *Glares back stage*
Yuna: Why do we only have one chair?
ODNURG: You're a couple...share. You know..."Sharing"? The only thing they teach you from Kindergarten to 8th grade?
Tidue: *Glances at remaining chairs labeled -GOGGLEGURL- and VODKAGUD4U-* Why can't I sit in one of those chairs?
Yuna: Yeah! *Sits in the -GOGGLEGURL- chair*
ODNURG: *anger* NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE! *Lunges at Yuna and Tidus*
-COMMERCIAL-
SquareEnix Represenative: *Anger* SEE YOU IN COURT!!! *storms out*
ODNURG: GOOD! MY LAWYER WILL CRUSH YOURS! *Fuming*
Max: Must I be the janitor?! *Sweeps up bodily fluids*
ODNURG: Next guest!
Auron: *Sits in chair* I know I know, crappy staff *cough* Macabre *cough* right?
ODNURG: ...fine wise-BLEEP- ruin my open line why don't yah!
Auron: *shrugs*
ODNURG: ...-BLEEP- you Durran and your poor excuse of RPing!
Auron: ...I am a bit out of character aren't I?
ODNURG: *stares* Yup...
Auron: Alright than...*Gets up* I'll just report this so then SquareEnix will have a stronger case against you! ^^
ODNURG: *Breaks pencil in half* You better leave before I do something that even my lawyer won't be able to cover up!
Auron: O.O *Walks backward quickly*
ODNURG: *Mutters* Someday the whole world shall fear me once I take over comcast and rule the world! *Notices camera*
-COMMERCIAL-
ODNURG: *Pays off M.I.B Representative*
M.I.B. Representative: B) Any time! *Leaves*
Audience: *dazed look*
ODNURG: *suddenly cheery voice* And....we save the best for last! Heeeeeeeere's Rikku!
Rikku: w00t! *Sits in chair*
ODNURG: ^^ Walmart!
Rikku: ^^ BOOM!
ODNURG: Sears?
Rikku: Been there done that!
ODNURG: Good one! ^^
Audience: *Is lost*
Max: ...that's all for today...see yah next week!
Rikku: Bevelle?
ODNURG: ^^ BOOM!
END
((Proudly Plagerized in 2003))
Announcer Dude: Heeeeeeeeeeres ODNURG!
ODNURG: *Runs onstage* Heeeeeeellooooooo Portavyon! And welcome to my show! -Bleep- straight it's my show! *Sits down at desk labeled -ODNURG SHO-* What the-? I was bleeped! Hey! This is PG-13! I can swear! GRUNDO! Turn off your censors! This is my show! MY SHOW!
ODNURG: *Sits back down, hair messy and blood coming from paper-cut* I'M SUE'IN YOU, YA LITTLE TWIRP! *Notices cameras on* Uh, um, ok then! Todays quests are the cast of Final Fantasy X! First up is the loveable fuzzball Kimarhi Ronso!
Kimarhi: *Walks on stage and sits in chair next to desk labeled -BLUEBOI-*
ODNURG: Uhm...I appologize about the chair...my staff *Cough* Macabre *Cough* does not appreciate fine video game characters.
Kimarhi: *blinks*
ODNURG: *leans closer* Why don't you talk?
Kimarhi: ...
ODNURG: Why do you have a small horn?
Kimarhi: ...
ODNURG: *anger* This is an interview! You're supposed to answer the questions!
Kimarhi: The essence of the mind can only be acheived by silence. *Copyright*
ODNURG: >.> That is some strange Voodoo -BLEEP- man! ...Wha--BLEEP- you Grundo! -BLEEP- you!
Kimarhi: ...
ODNURG: Oh for the love of Spira! ...We'll just introduce or next guest! She's grumpy, wears black, and loves to play with Barbies!...LuLu!
LuLu: I take offense to that last statement! *Sits down at chair labeled -BELTGERL-* By the way, what is this "Barbie" of which you speak?
ODNURG: Evil toy that controls the minds of children...anyway I appologize for my staff *cough* Macabre *cough* who has no taste in video games...
LuLu: Yes, I heard you backstage...
ODNURG: Did you now? Well, anyways, you and Wakka going out?
LuLu: WHAT?! W-What made you think that?
ODNURG: *Grins and hands LuLu a copy of FFX-2* Heh-heh, sounds to me like you two-
LuLu: >.> You don't want to finish that sentence...
ODNURG: *Sly grin* Do I?
LuLu: *Anger* >.> *Pulls out dagger*
LuLu: *Is tied to a tree*
ODNURG: *gasping for eir* Next...guest!
Wakka: *Walks out and looks for chair* Um...where's my seat?
ODNURG: YOU don't get one. >.>
Wakka: *Shrugs* Hey, did you know that if you that the "G" out of guest and replace it with a "Q" it would say quest?
ODNURG: >.> Really now... *Pulls secret lever dropping Wakka out of building*
Wakka: Gotta blitz! *Falls*
ODNURG: >.> That's why I didn't bother to give hima seat...next guests!
Yuna and Tidus: *Hurry on stage holding hands and notices the chair labeled-LUV BERDS-* Uh...
ODNURG: I apologize yet again for my staff *Cough* Macabre *Cough* who just can't seem to come up with funny names to call you! *Glares back stage*
Yuna: Why do we only have one chair?
ODNURG: You're a couple...share. You know..."Sharing"? The only thing they teach you from Kindergarten to 8th grade?
Tidue: *Glances at remaining chairs labeled -GOGGLEGURL- and VODKAGUD4U-* Why can't I sit in one of those chairs?
Yuna: Yeah! *Sits in the -GOGGLEGURL- chair*
ODNURG: *anger* NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE! *Lunges at Yuna and Tidus*
SquareEnix Represenative: *Anger* SEE YOU IN COURT!!! *storms out*
ODNURG: GOOD! MY LAWYER WILL CRUSH YOURS! *Fuming*
Max: Must I be the janitor?! *Sweeps up bodily fluids*
ODNURG: Next guest!
Auron: *Sits in chair* I know I know, crappy staff *cough* Macabre *cough* right?
ODNURG: ...fine wise-BLEEP- ruin my open line why don't yah!
Auron: *shrugs*
ODNURG: ...-BLEEP- you Durran and your poor excuse of RPing!
Auron: ...I am a bit out of character aren't I?
ODNURG: *stares* Yup...
Auron: Alright than...*Gets up* I'll just report this so then SquareEnix will have a stronger case against you! ^^
ODNURG: *Breaks pencil in half* You better leave before I do something that even my lawyer won't be able to cover up!
Auron: O.O *Walks backward quickly*
ODNURG: *Mutters* Someday the whole world shall fear me once I take over comcast and rule the world! *Notices camera*
ODNURG: *Pays off M.I.B Representative*
M.I.B. Representative: B) Any time! *Leaves*
Audience: *dazed look*
ODNURG: *suddenly cheery voice* And....we save the best for last! Heeeeeeeere's Rikku!
Rikku: w00t! *Sits in chair*
ODNURG: ^^ Walmart!
Rikku: ^^ BOOM!
ODNURG: Sears?
Rikku: Been there done that!
ODNURG: Good one! ^^
Audience: *Is lost*
Max: ...that's all for today...see yah next week!
Rikku: Bevelle?
ODNURG: ^^ BOOM!
END
((Proudly Plagerized in 2003))
The Yuna Show? (An FFS)
Rikku: Guess what peoples? Cid is gone! Bei-bei!
Audience: *Loud cheer*
Scene: *Tidey comes on stage dragging the telephone by the cord*
Tidey: Ands I gets to answer the Tele!
Yuna: *Sits behind a giant desk labeled THE FINAL FANTASY SHOW* I'll be the host, I've had experience with these idiots before...
Tidey: ^^ *Waveys*
Wakka: *Appears on stage* In fact, The Yuna Show is back in action!
RikkuL Whooo! Yunie, this will be fun!
Yuna: Yup! Only FFX-FFX-2 allowed!
Sephiroth: Say what?
Tidey: Yous can't bes here!
Sephiroth: *Dyes hair black and takes out a moogle doll* There! I'm LuLu!
Rikku: Works for me!
INCOMPLETE
Audience: *Loud cheer*
Scene: *Tidey comes on stage dragging the telephone by the cord*
Tidey: Ands I gets to answer the Tele!
Yuna: *Sits behind a giant desk labeled THE FINAL FANTASY SHOW* I'll be the host, I've had experience with these idiots before...
Tidey: ^^ *Waveys*
Wakka: *Appears on stage* In fact, The Yuna Show is back in action!
RikkuL Whooo! Yunie, this will be fun!
Yuna: Yup! Only FFX-FFX-2 allowed!
Sephiroth: Say what?
Tidey: Yous can't bes here!
Sephiroth: *Dyes hair black and takes out a moogle doll* There! I'm LuLu!
Rikku: Works for me!
INCOMPLETE
Barfight (An FFS)
.......
Stage Director: Ah, where's Cid?
.......
Stage Director: ....Scratch that...where's everyone else?
~~~
Off in a local bar...
Scene: *A large banner with the words "We survived the critics!" hung above the bar*
Auron: *Gulps down tank full of vodka*
Cid: *Stands infront of camera flailing arms* Hello, folks! Today on...
High pitched godly voice: THE FINAL FANTASY SHOW!
Cid: We have been rather forced to...
Scene: *Camera shifts over to show a squirrel waving a shotgun at the camera before panning back onto Cid*
Cid: Take this show on a field trip to the zoo-er I mean- local bar!
Auron: *Falls off stool*
Tidey: Ands I get to interviewy!
Cid: .....yes...well...whatever. It's not my paycheck going down the drain...
Tidey: So...Auron, what's it like bein' drunk and all?
Auron: *Slurrs* Fuzzy bunnies.
Tidey: What's dis bar like?
Auron: mkr...BEAVERS AN'DUCKS!!!
Tidey: ^^ I thought so! *Giggles like manical little girl*
Bartender: 'Ey! Yous guys buyin'?
Cid: Uh....what?
Bartender: Only, you guys gotta pay for drink an' me letin' go!
Cid: I swear he's not speakin' English...
Bartender: Shut up Baldy!
Cid: Baldy?! I'll have you know I had a beard once! Very bushy...
Bartender: Eisers yous and siver'aired sissy readin' CoverGirl leave, or I force yah to pay me moulah!
Sephiroth: Excuse me?! *Tosses CoverGirl magazine aside*
Bartender: Ey! You heard me ye ol' Momma's boy!
Sephiroth: TAKE THAT BACK!
Bartender: That o' threat? 'cause my lawyer will...
Crowd: Bar fight! Bar fight! BAR FIGHT!
Cid: Uh....well that's all for today so see yah....ACK! *Gets hit in the head with a vodke bottle*
Auron: SCORE! *passes out*
END?
((ESt. 2003))
Stage Director: Ah, where's Cid?
.......
Stage Director: ....Scratch that...where's everyone else?
~~~
Off in a local bar...
Scene: *A large banner with the words "We survived the critics!" hung above the bar*
Auron: *Gulps down tank full of vodka*
Cid: *Stands infront of camera flailing arms* Hello, folks! Today on...
High pitched godly voice: THE FINAL FANTASY SHOW!
Cid: We have been rather forced to...
Scene: *Camera shifts over to show a squirrel waving a shotgun at the camera before panning back onto Cid*
Cid: Take this show on a field trip to the zoo-er I mean- local bar!
Auron: *Falls off stool*
Tidey: Ands I get to interviewy!
Cid: .....yes...well...whatever. It's not my paycheck going down the drain...
Tidey: So...Auron, what's it like bein' drunk and all?
Auron: *Slurrs* Fuzzy bunnies.
Tidey: What's dis bar like?
Auron: mkr...BEAVERS AN'DUCKS!!!
Tidey: ^^ I thought so! *Giggles like manical little girl*
Bartender: 'Ey! Yous guys buyin'?
Cid: Uh....what?
Bartender: Only, you guys gotta pay for drink an' me letin' go!
Cid: I swear he's not speakin' English...
Bartender: Shut up Baldy!
Cid: Baldy?! I'll have you know I had a beard once! Very bushy...
Bartender: Eisers yous and siver'aired sissy readin' CoverGirl leave, or I force yah to pay me moulah!
Sephiroth: Excuse me?! *Tosses CoverGirl magazine aside*
Bartender: Ey! You heard me ye ol' Momma's boy!
Sephiroth: TAKE THAT BACK!
Bartender: That o' threat? 'cause my lawyer will...
Crowd: Bar fight! Bar fight! BAR FIGHT!
Cid: Uh....well that's all for today so see yah....ACK! *Gets hit in the head with a vodke bottle*
Auron: SCORE! *passes out*
END?
((ESt. 2003))
Great Balls of Fire! (An FFS)
Cid:Heelloo, everybody!
Fake Audience: ......
Cid: .......HELLO,EVERYBODY!
Fake Audience: .....*Fake cough*
Cid: Bouncers! Bounce them!
Scene: *Kimarhi and Kuja pludge into Fake Audience raging war on the seat cushions*
Fake Audience: .....*Fake scream*
Cid: Hello, TV viewers! Today is the first episode of...
High pitched godly voice: The Final Fantasy Show!
Scene: *Zell comes running on stage with his hair on fire*
Zell: AHHHHHHHH!
Sephiroth:*Looks up from Cosmogirl* Hey, Chicken-wuss! You're not supposed to be on with a head full of fire 'til AFTER the radioactive squirrel comes on.
Zell: HEEEEEEELP! *Runs around circles making fire grow larger*
Kuja: Stop, drop, an' roll!
Zell: *Stops, drops, and rolls...nothing happening*
Kuja: Hmm...always worked on TV...
Scene: *Rikku comes swinging onto the stage from a tarzan vine that just happens to be there and plops on stage*
Rikku: Ta-Da! Squirt gun! *Takes out little plastic orange squirt gun*
Sephiroth: Yeah...we're saved....*Goes back to magazine*
Cid: Quick! Spray it!
Rikku: *Sprays Zell with little squirt gun*
Scene: *Zell's whole body is swallowed in flames*
Rikku: *Blinkus* Oh...yeah...I like...filled it with...gasoline lastnight...in that...er...voo-dooish ritual...
Cid: *pushes Rikku out of the way* Quick, Zell! Hold your breathe while gulping three times!
Zell: *Does*
Cid: Oh wait...that's the cure for hic-ups...
Sephiroth: Oh for the love of- COMMERICIAL!
~~~~~~~~~~
ALL OF YOU STUPID PEOPLE BETTER BUY CHOCOBO PASTE!
Announcer by Milton Bradly
~~~~~~~~~~
Scene: *Wakka is sweeping up a large pile of ashes and Rikku is tied to a tree that just happens to be there on stage*
Cid: Well that's all for today! See you next week on...
High pitched godly voice: The Final Fantasy Show!
Cid: Bye!
END?
((Est. 2003))
Fake Audience: ......
Cid: .......HELLO,EVERYBODY!
Fake Audience: .....*Fake cough*
Cid: Bouncers! Bounce them!
Scene: *Kimarhi and Kuja pludge into Fake Audience raging war on the seat cushions*
Fake Audience: .....*Fake scream*
Cid: Hello, TV viewers! Today is the first episode of...
High pitched godly voice: The Final Fantasy Show!
Scene: *Zell comes running on stage with his hair on fire*
Zell: AHHHHHHHH!
Sephiroth:*Looks up from Cosmogirl* Hey, Chicken-wuss! You're not supposed to be on with a head full of fire 'til AFTER the radioactive squirrel comes on.
Zell: HEEEEEEELP! *Runs around circles making fire grow larger*
Kuja: Stop, drop, an' roll!
Zell: *Stops, drops, and rolls...nothing happening*
Kuja: Hmm...always worked on TV...
Scene: *Rikku comes swinging onto the stage from a tarzan vine that just happens to be there and plops on stage*
Rikku: Ta-Da! Squirt gun! *Takes out little plastic orange squirt gun*
Sephiroth: Yeah...we're saved....*Goes back to magazine*
Cid: Quick! Spray it!
Rikku: *Sprays Zell with little squirt gun*
Scene: *Zell's whole body is swallowed in flames*
Rikku: *Blinkus* Oh...yeah...I like...filled it with...gasoline lastnight...in that...er...voo-dooish ritual...
Cid: *pushes Rikku out of the way* Quick, Zell! Hold your breathe while gulping three times!
Zell: *Does*
Cid: Oh wait...that's the cure for hic-ups...
Sephiroth: Oh for the love of- COMMERICIAL!
~~~~~~~~~~
ALL OF YOU STUPID PEOPLE BETTER BUY CHOCOBO PASTE!
Announcer by Milton Bradly
~~~~~~~~~~
Scene: *Wakka is sweeping up a large pile of ashes and Rikku is tied to a tree that just happens to be there on stage*
Cid: Well that's all for today! See you next week on...
High pitched godly voice: The Final Fantasy Show!
Cid: Bye!
END?
((Est. 2003))
The Final Fantasy Show Crew
((List of cast members))
Cid: Host (Uh...he usually gets over thrown!)
Sephiroth: Cameraguy
Kimarhi and Kuja: Bouncers
Auron: Local Drunk
Rikku: Town Idiot (Still my favorite!)
Tidey AKA Tidus: Obsessed pixie stix supporter
Zell: Hairstylest
Cloud: Make-up Artist
Yuna: Medic (Sooner or later will be constantly on)
LuLu: Professional doll collector
Wakka: Janitor
((Estimated date of writing 2002-2003))
Cid: Host (Uh...he usually gets over thrown!)
Sephiroth: Cameraguy
Kimarhi and Kuja: Bouncers
Auron: Local Drunk
Rikku: Town Idiot (Still my favorite!)
Tidey AKA Tidus: Obsessed pixie stix supporter
Zell: Hairstylest
Cloud: Make-up Artist
Yuna: Medic (Sooner or later will be constantly on)
LuLu: Professional doll collector
Wakka: Janitor
((Estimated date of writing 2002-2003))
An introduction in due course...
Hi, if you're reading this you probably have the wrong site. Make sure to check the address bar for any typos and quietly navigate yourself to your desired destination. Thank you!
Moving on for those of you (me) who wanted to be here, I have found it necessary to collaborate all of the little things I used to write when I was a youngin' into blog form. Through the years I've been writing in school notebooks, and as I eventually want to go back and read all of them it gets a bit hectic trying to find a certain notebook or story when you have no idea where it actually is in the first place.
For example, recently I've been trying to find a long complicated extreme fanfic cross-over that I wrote for myself forever ago and I've been meaning to add on to just for fun, and to write for the sake of writing. Unfortunately, it's in a superman notebook from 2006 and I have no idea where it got itself too. So I am without.
However, I've found little scripts that are similar as such and I feel the need to post them because they make me feel all nice and warm with the lovely memories. I hope to keep writing off of all of these, and perhaps write up on different characters that I've introduced in my life and reflect on just what the hell was I doing in school. (No wonder my grades weren't as great as they could have been.)
So without further ado, I will be posting little snipits (With comments of course, otherwise who the hell would know what is going on?) and hopefully I'll find the story I was looking for and keeping writing off of it since it was practically my mind at play in writers form.
Enjoy, and sorry if this is the wrong place and I hope you find the correct web domain.
ODNURG/Grundo/ESOD/Sith Moomba
Who are all really entities of,
Sophia
Moving on for those of you (me) who wanted to be here, I have found it necessary to collaborate all of the little things I used to write when I was a youngin' into blog form. Through the years I've been writing in school notebooks, and as I eventually want to go back and read all of them it gets a bit hectic trying to find a certain notebook or story when you have no idea where it actually is in the first place.
For example, recently I've been trying to find a long complicated extreme fanfic cross-over that I wrote for myself forever ago and I've been meaning to add on to just for fun, and to write for the sake of writing. Unfortunately, it's in a superman notebook from 2006 and I have no idea where it got itself too. So I am without.
However, I've found little scripts that are similar as such and I feel the need to post them because they make me feel all nice and warm with the lovely memories. I hope to keep writing off of all of these, and perhaps write up on different characters that I've introduced in my life and reflect on just what the hell was I doing in school. (No wonder my grades weren't as great as they could have been.)
So without further ado, I will be posting little snipits (With comments of course, otherwise who the hell would know what is going on?) and hopefully I'll find the story I was looking for and keeping writing off of it since it was practically my mind at play in writers form.
Enjoy, and sorry if this is the wrong place and I hope you find the correct web domain.
ODNURG/Grundo/ESOD/Sith Moomba
Who are all really entities of,
Sophia
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